What’s the plan then Aussies? Letting our second XI bowlers get a few cheap wickets on a green un in Tasmania, on the off chance they’d force their way in to the England team, displace a better bowler, and then slog their guts out on a flat, hard, grassless Gabba! We know your game! Oh, and I do hope I won’t have to listen to bloody Mark Nicholas all this winter.

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