The Village Cricketer has moved quickly to dispell rumours circulating in the deepest, darkest recesses of the internet that Darren Pattinson has been signed up to represent The Village Cricketer’s English Allstars in the pre-Ashes charity match against the Cricket with Balls Aussie Code of Conduct XI.

Challenged on the matter TVC commented: “This is a smear campaign.”

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