By way of offering a Kiwi commentary to balance views on the forthcoming massacre of New Zealand cricket, TVC offers a link to Sideline Slogger, a fush and chup eating blogger from the puss poor crucketing nation of En Zed. Let battle commence!

Was delighted to see an England victory in the fust TwintyTwinty mitch today. Sideshow Bob carved through the Kiwi batting, which included proper village cricketer turned international ‘athlete’ Jesse Ryder. Ryder is only 23, but has already been labelled “fat, disloyal and… having a bad attitude“. He obviously enjoys a good meal, but he also gives the ball a whack. TVC wants more of this sort of player on the international scene.

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