KP (Telegraph, March 3, 2006): “It’s not a deliberate plan of mine to attack India’s spinners, it’s just the way I play all spin… I feel a bit sorry for the little kid who bowled today.”

KP (Cricinfo, August 29, 2007): “Fair play to the bloke. One of the reasons he’s here is because he knocked [Sachin] Tendulkar over in a trial game a couple of years ago. He’s a good little bowler.”

KP punishes the little kid